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i can’t be the only one who thinks this is absurd. people are way to sensitive. i’m of asian descent and not once has a geisha, samurai, ninja, math-geek, what-have-you costume offended me.

you guys should’ve taken it even further and gotten some trauma nurses in scrubs holding pictures of skanked out nurse costumes; or hotel maids posing with photos of girls as sexy french maids with thigh-highs and stilettos, because that is NOT who they are. but you know what? it’s PROBABLY OKAY, because anyone with an ounce of humor would know that hallows’ eve isn’t a night where people pick what they want to wear to offend OR represent an entire culture of people, it’s one night to have fun with stereotypes, topical events, personal humor and creativity.

everyone needs to fucking relax.

(edit: i also posted a mini rant on facebook and a hispanic friend comments: “this is too funny. the costume the hispanic kid is presenting as his cultural stereotype was my halloween costume last year, hahaha.”)


[A young Arab man holding up a photograph of a white person offensively dressed in stereotyped “Sheik” clothing with a pretend bomb duct taped to their chest, holding a plastic cup and blah blah blah…]

(Source: saucy-sarah)

eric draven aka “the crow”, with angry bird + pig… from angry birds.

eric draven aka “the crow”, with angry bird + pig… from angry birds.

halloween 2010 work edition. peace & love from john & yoko. too bad our barback came as a HOTDOG… which, didn’t fit in any way, shape or form — but, still funny.

halloween 2010 work edition. peace & love from john & yoko. too bad our barback came as a HOTDOG… which, didn’t fit in any way, shape or form — but, still funny.

GPOYW … (two hours late.)

 halloween 2009 edition.

 i hate the fact that i was a cheerleader for a  number of reasons, but the situation was  that i worked last year (as i do every  halloween — b/c i LOVE to work on  halloween) — and my bar husband came as  a basketball player and we had our barback  come as a referee.

 to make up for what i considered to be lack  of creativity — i bought a simple tennis  outfit… and spent about half a day (no  joke)  at michael’s (my favorite store in the  universe) gathering supplies to create the  rest of my ensemble. and then of course,  another day or so, to put it all together. and  kids, glue guns are no joke, they’re hot as  FUCK.

 i made those pom poms out of wooden  balls and knobs for handles — and a shit  ton of paper raffia ribbon. what you don’t  see, are the pom poms i glued to my socks… my elaborate ribbon decoration in my perfect ponytail and all my razzle dazzle stickers i placed ever so strategically on various parts of my body — which, all ended up falling apart piece by piece as the night went on — where i got my ass handed to be by hoards of thirsty new yorkers and their guests. i love being stupid busy. there’s nothing to do but laugh, have a good time — and make sure everyone around you is doing the same.

still working with my 2010 halloween bar husband on this year’s costume… curious? come visit us at heartland brewery, union square (new york city) — sometime on halloween night. and if you mention you saw this on tumblr — there might be a free drink or two in it for ya. :)